February 2012
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secret-sarahmonials:
i can’t stop laughing
oh my god oh my god
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
instrumentality asked: I'm into you
Anonymous asked: im on to you
kisses are drugs
amenassholes replied to your post: i apologize for...
<3 chris
there are great advantages to being fat:
it weeds out the superficial dinguses (dudes like me for personality reasons)
uhhh i actually had to develop a personality since i couldn’t depend on looks to win friends (i was also hecka ugly)
don’t get me wrong, it’d be better to be toned and a little trimmer, but overall i don’t loathe my shape. big steps. body peace is...
megalodan replied to your post: how much was it?
one tear, streaming down my cheek
leonsumbitches said: murder is the only option
pls assist
same idiot just told me he had wanted to just touch my boobs out of nowhere, read: nonconsensually as we were always hanging out as friends, usually because i was trying to be there for him during stressful emotional times. cool, awesome dude
hex-positive-feminism said: men are literally...
i’ve told this idiot i am not interested and he keeps whining about the friend zone and tries to guilt me into flirting back
someone just told me my boobs were cute. he has never seen me naked and never will. he just decided to tell me that my boobs that he has seen completely clothed are “”“”“cute.”“”“”
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i googled “office supply innuendo” and on the first page of results was Chandler Bing’s wikipedia